SO YOUR HOPE FOR THE FUTURE IS THAT I'LL GROW AN AFRO, GET SO FAT THAT ALL I CAN FIT INTO IS AN UGLY POLKA DOT DRESS AND HAVE TO WEAR MY GLASSES *ALL* THE TIME?!?!?! THANKS, DOCTOR!! THANKS ALOT!!!
Hey! Sophie! Time Lord art is the greatest and most perfected art of all time! You work on your your art skills for 900 years and see where you get. >:C *storms out*
YOU TIME LORDS THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH YOUR BIGGER-ON-THE-INSIDE AND ISN'T-THIS-SONIC-ENOUGH-FOR-YOU AND LOOK-AT-ME-I'M-SO-SMART-AND-ATTRACTIVE-WITH-MY-AWESOME-SPIKY-HAIR, BUT YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE JUST STUCK UP, SAD, LONELY OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BLIND TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T LIFE-OR-DEATH YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE FRIENDS PROPERLY! FACE IT, YOU TWO, TIME LORDS MAY BE SMART BUT THEY'RE SO SOCIALLY INEPT THEY MAY AS WELL BE HERMITS!
Oi! Just because you were too busy with the Master to notice me does not mean I have not had a successful relationship! At least *I* don't go around making people fall in love with me then ditching them when they get boring!
DOCTOR! I can't beleive I FINALLY found you! HEY...wait a second...WHY HAVE YOU NOT BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS!!!!!? THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! I JUST CAN NOT BELEIVE THIS! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU HAD GONE WALTZING UP TO VENUS,AND WITH THE MASTER...OFF ALL PEOPLE!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU? HMMMMM?
What? What? Wait what? How did- when- ITS BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS! How did you- oh screw it. You're Jack, that's explination enough... Uuuuh... I... Um... I dont have an answering machine... Sorry Jack. (God knows how he got my phone number) And well, AS FOR SOPHIE! SHE'S DUMB! AND IS LYING! I dont do that. No, SHE DOES! I mean, GWEN! Gwen! That poor woman had to then go marry Reese and take a pill to forget her! Its not like Reese is a bad guy or anything, I mean he's brilliant, but not as brilliant as Sophie...
well all the important people have your number...and of course I am one of them. Arn't you supposed to always answer your phone? you have totally been screening my calls! And no Sophie is absolutely correct! I mean you just go and leave me on satelite five without even a second thought AND THEN YOU AVOID ME AND SAY I SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST! Time lords have absolutely no manners.
What is this about Gwen? she never mentioned this to me! In fact I havn't even formally met Sophie. I thought Gwen and I had a good relashionship...
oh and Sophie may I say from what I have seen I think you look ravishing ;) even in that polka dot dress. Let me take you out sometime, maybe to that new restaurant that just opened up on Vercone?
Doctor--You do that all the time from what I've heard. And what happened with Gwen is none of your business. Thank you for catching that Lava Shark, I need one for our next study. Jack, that would be lovely, thank you. I'll have to meet you sometime soon--we're in lab 406 most days if you want to find the Doctor or myself.
I'll be looking forward to it Sophie ;) I can not beleive that the Doctor never even mentioned you to me. Oh wait that might be because, HE HAS BEEN AVOIDING ME!
Jack, Im sorry okay! But you're just... rather... ehhn... hard to deal with sometimes. It's not a bad thing! I swear! It's just... you're very... Face of team. You're a face. And so am I. And we're both brilliant, but too brilliant. AND HEY! I offered for you to come along with me! YOU said no! And Sophie, the love lives of my assistants are of utmost importance to me. So it is my buisness. Plus the Master's gonna do something eventually. God knows what, but now that he knows about you and Gwen.... And I swear I mentioned Jack. Didn't I? No... Yes! No... I can't rememeber. But I did, didn't I?
Oh really I! am hard to deal with ME? WAHOH there, look who's talking mr. blow-up-whole-planets-because-feel-like-it's-necessary-time-lord-guy-with-two-hearts. and what the hell do you mean by face of team....that doesn't even make any sense, not that you ever do! And of course I declined comeing with you, I could see the look in your eyes, you time-lords are just horrible at manners, I mean you couldn't even properly fake that you wanted me to come with you.
So, Doctor, my love life is important to you but my professional life isn't? The fact that the Master has set us back another four months, our extension expires in five, and that I've been so busy keeping the Master in check I haven't had time for a single project-related post since June doesn't matter to you? Besides, it's my business whom I choose to date and whom I choose not to. I chose not to date Gwen, and I'm choosing to go out with Jack. If you have something to say about that, say it. Jack, I completely agree. Time Lords are bad at discretion, too.
Well excuse me princess. Its not like I have a time machine or anything. And Im bad at long term research projects. Anyways, all the answers are in the TARDIS' database, but you refuse to look at them! >:C And Jack! I- I... Welcome back. It's not like I'd forgotten you. I was intending to call you... but its a bit hard sometimes... Anyways. Oh. Hey, what ever happened to Alonzo?
OF COURSE I won't look at the TARDIS' database! People will look into the research that went into this. If I just copy the TARDIS stuff, it will be far too advanced for our time and people will get suspicious. Besides, without this research, some of those answers won't even be there. It could cause a weird paradoxial-circle-ripple effect, which is exactly what you're always warning me against. Also, I might come across some future record that you don't want me to see or something. Spoilers, Doctor, spoilers!
Doctor you are going to have to do a lot more than just apologize for me to forgive you....I think I might have a few ideas though ;) And Sophie we really must go out some time, how about I meet you in room 406 tomorrow at saaay around 6? and I'll take you somewhere nice.
Oh, and would someone *please* help me get this Lava Shark up to the lab before it gets away? And while you're by the lava flow, keep an eye out for Lava Snakes, too. They're necessary for the next study.
Back off Master! Just because somehow you have managed to brainwash the Doctor into loving you doesn't mean you have fooled anyone else. I'm watching you.
*laser*... you know, i could just, like incase you in concrete so you stopped getting in my way... Heyyyy, do you want to help me- i mean the doctor with a skience project? (also the shark recognizes his master)
Ha I would like to see you try! It has happened before...I totally (since I am immortal) survived. Well it depends on what project you are talking about...this better not be one of your evil schemes.
Master, its not his fault he flirts with anything that moves, its a serious condition! And Jack, I highly suggest you ought not take him up on any offers of the sort. Sometimes I swear he's worse than that friend of yours, John. Hey! Did I mention I met John? Yah! Funny story that one, caused quite a bit of trouble for the Galoritons, haha. But another time. And would someone please put that shark in its cage already? Jeez.
Yes I know, wasn't planning on it, I was just wondering what the project was, I would NOT trust the master. Wow John really gets around...havn't seen that one in a while, don't say I mind. Oh and Sophie sorry again that I was a little late last night, I had a great time though! :)
Thank you, Jack, I had a wonderful time last night too! We should do it again sometime...say, Saturday at eight? And Doctor, I did ask someone to help me bring the shark up to the lab. If *someone* would stop distracting everyone, they might have been able to help me! As it is, Jack helped me get the shark up to the lab yesterday (thank you, Jack!) Testing should begin shortly.
It was no problem Sophie and yes I would love to do it again this saturday. Master that is just crude of you to even suggest that we would do that on the first date! like Sophie said mind your own business! And Doctor, As far as I know Alonso is doing fine, I talk to him now and then but we arn't togethor. I have been spending the last decade or so searching for you....which once again could have been avoided if you didn't screen my calls! We still have to find you a way to make it up to me ;)
*facepalm* I'm sorry, okay! I was busy doing COMPLETELY NEVER BEFORE SEEN science on VENUS with a ginger and my husband. If someone had told me she'd be doing a study project on THIS planet, I might not have picked her up in the first place. God, have some adventure in you, Sophie. *Glare*
JUST because the Doctor drew me in an unflattering dress does not mean I am fat! I will have you know that I weigh a healthy 125 lbs, thank you very much!
Master! stop insulting Sophie, just because you are enormously unatractive that even I!!! don't want to flirt with you, doesn't mean you have to take it out on her! Oh and I thought you would find it interesting to know that the Doctor has finally made up for the fact that he was avoiding me...;) take that how you will.
Don't be ridiculous, Master, I always to the conversion to earths gravity! Not that it's any of your business, on Venus I weigh approximately 113. And that's going down. Thank you Jack, you are such a gentleman! I had a wonderful time last night. :)
SO YOUR HOPE FOR THE FUTURE IS THAT I'LL GROW AN AFRO, GET SO FAT THAT ALL I CAN FIT INTO IS AN UGLY POLKA DOT DRESS AND HAVE TO WEAR MY GLASSES *ALL* THE TIME?!?!?! THANKS, DOCTOR!! THANKS ALOT!!!
ReplyDeleteTIME LORD ART SUCKS!!!
ReplyDeleteThis in in the excellent time lord art tradition of making companions look fat.
ReplyDeleteHey! Sophie! Time Lord art is the greatest and most perfected art of all time! You work on your your art skills for 900 years and see where you get. >:C
ReplyDelete*storms out*
YOU TIME LORDS THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH YOUR BIGGER-ON-THE-INSIDE AND ISN'T-THIS-SONIC-ENOUGH-FOR-YOU AND LOOK-AT-ME-I'M-SO-SMART-AND-ATTRACTIVE-WITH-MY-AWESOME-SPIKY-HAIR, BUT YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE JUST STUCK UP, SAD, LONELY OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BLIND TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T LIFE-OR-DEATH YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE FRIENDS PROPERLY! FACE IT, YOU TWO, TIME LORDS MAY BE SMART BUT THEY'RE SO SOCIALLY INEPT THEY MAY AS WELL BE HERMITS!
ReplyDeleteAND YOU CAN'T DRAW, EITHER!
ReplyDelete... uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteHey, at least I'm in a successful relationship. All you have is that one time with Gwen at the Christmas party.
*poutpout*
Oi! Just because you were too busy with the Master to notice me does not mean I have not had a successful relationship! At least *I* don't go around making people fall in love with me then ditching them when they get boring!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think you did to Gwen?!
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't do that all the time! Do I?
DOCTOR! I can't beleive I FINALLY found you! HEY...wait a second...WHY HAVE YOU NOT BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS!!!!!? THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! I JUST CAN NOT BELEIVE THIS! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU HAD GONE WALTZING UP TO VENUS,AND WITH THE MASTER...OFF ALL PEOPLE!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU? HMMMMM?
ReplyDeleteoh and Sophie is absolutely correct! about everything she just said :'(
ReplyDeleteWhat? What? Wait what?
ReplyDeleteHow did- when- ITS BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS!
How did you- oh screw it. You're Jack, that's explination enough... Uuuuh... I... Um... I dont have an answering machine... Sorry Jack. (God knows how he got my phone number)
And well, AS FOR SOPHIE! SHE'S DUMB! AND IS LYING! I dont do that. No, SHE DOES! I mean, GWEN! Gwen! That poor woman had to then go marry Reese and take a pill to forget her! Its not like Reese is a bad guy or anything, I mean he's brilliant, but not as brilliant as Sophie...
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ReplyDeleteRawr
ReplyDeleteGo away Lava shark! Can't you feel the tension! Hey. Wait a second. ITS A LAVA SHARK! ITS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR! CATCH IT! ~OmO~
ReplyDelete0_0 AHHHHH -runs away-
ReplyDeletei mean -swims away through lava- Ha can't get me
ReplyDeleteNEVER! *Tosses fireresistantnet over Shark*
ReplyDeleteHAHA!
well all the important people have your number...and of course I am one of them. Arn't you supposed to always answer your phone? you have totally been screening my calls! And no Sophie is absolutely correct! I mean you just go and leave me on satelite five without even a second thought AND THEN YOU AVOID ME AND SAY I SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST! Time lords have absolutely no manners.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this about Gwen? she never mentioned this to me! In fact I havn't even formally met Sophie. I thought Gwen and I had a good relashionship...
oh and Sophie may I say from what I have seen I think you look ravishing ;) even in that polka dot dress. Let me take you out sometime, maybe to that new restaurant that just opened up on Vercone?
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOO -bites net- this is not possible!
ReplyDeleteDoctor--You do that all the time from what I've heard. And what happened with Gwen is none of your business.
ReplyDeleteThank you for catching that Lava Shark, I need one for our next study.
Jack, that would be lovely, thank you. I'll have to meet you sometime soon--we're in lab 406 most days if you want to find the Doctor or myself.
(Oh my god Doctor why haven't you mentioned Jack before?!?! He is so charming!!!)
ReplyDeleteI'll be looking forward to it Sophie ;) I can not beleive that the Doctor never even mentioned you to me. Oh wait that might be because, HE HAS BEEN AVOIDING ME!
ReplyDeleteJack, Im sorry okay! But you're just... rather... ehhn... hard to deal with sometimes. It's not a bad thing! I swear! It's just... you're very... Face of team. You're a face. And so am I. And we're both brilliant, but too brilliant. AND HEY! I offered for you to come along with me! YOU said no!
ReplyDeleteAnd Sophie, the love lives of my assistants are of utmost importance to me. So it is my buisness. Plus the Master's gonna do something eventually. God knows what, but now that he knows about you and Gwen....
And I swear I mentioned Jack. Didn't I? No... Yes! No... I can't rememeber. But I did, didn't I?
Oh really I! am hard to deal with ME? WAHOH there, look who's talking mr. blow-up-whole-planets-because-feel-like-it's-necessary-time-lord-guy-with-two-hearts. and what the hell do you mean by face of team....that doesn't even make any sense, not that you ever do!
ReplyDeleteAnd of course I declined comeing with you, I could see the look in your eyes, you time-lords are just horrible at manners, I mean you couldn't even properly fake that you wanted me to come with you.
So, Doctor, my love life is important to you but my professional life isn't? The fact that the Master has set us back another four months, our extension expires in five, and that I've been so busy keeping the Master in check I haven't had time for a single project-related post since June doesn't matter to you? Besides, it's my business whom I choose to date and whom I choose not to. I chose not to date Gwen, and I'm choosing to go out with Jack. If you have something to say about that, say it.
ReplyDeleteJack, I completely agree. Time Lords are bad at discretion, too.
you know what Sophie? I like you.
ReplyDelete*Giggle* Heehee thank you, Jack! I quite like you as well. *Blushes*
ReplyDeleteWell excuse me princess. Its not like I have a time machine or anything. And Im bad at long term research projects. Anyways, all the answers are in the TARDIS' database, but you refuse to look at them! >:C
ReplyDeleteAnd Jack! I- I... Welcome back. It's not like I'd forgotten you. I was intending to call you... but its a bit hard sometimes... Anyways.
Oh. Hey, what ever happened to Alonzo?
OF COURSE I won't look at the TARDIS' database! People will look into the research that went into this. If I just copy the TARDIS stuff, it will be far too advanced for our time and people will get suspicious. Besides, without this research, some of those answers won't even be there. It could cause a weird paradoxial-circle-ripple effect, which is exactly what you're always warning me against. Also, I might come across some future record that you don't want me to see or something.
ReplyDeleteSpoilers, Doctor, spoilers!
Doctor you are going to have to do a lot more than just apologize for me to forgive you....I think I might have a few ideas though ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd Sophie we really must go out some time, how about I meet you in room 406 tomorrow at saaay around 6? and I'll take you somewhere nice.
-trapped in net- oooh the drama i'm enjoying this :3
ReplyDeleteI'll be there, Jack! Can't wait!
ReplyDeleteOh, and would someone *please* help me get this Lava Shark up to the lab before it gets away? And while you're by the lava flow, keep an eye out for Lava Snakes, too. They're necessary for the next study.
ReplyDeletepffft lava snakes are no match for the power of the lava shark *insert triumphant music here*
ReplyDeleteJack. Get the hell away from my husband! *laser*
ReplyDelete...
This will be perfect for my new project!
EEE SHARK SO CUTE!!!
ReplyDeleteAHH THE MASTER SWIM AWAY!!!
ReplyDeleteBack off Master! Just because somehow you have managed to brainwash the Doctor into loving you doesn't mean you have fooled anyone else. I'm watching you.
ReplyDelete*laser*... you know, i could just, like incase you in concrete so you stopped getting in my way... Heyyyy, do you want to help me- i mean the doctor with a skience project? (also the shark recognizes his master)
ReplyDeleteHa I would like to see you try! It has happened before...I totally (since I am immortal) survived. Well it depends on what project you are talking about...this better not be one of your evil schemes.
ReplyDeleteMaster, its not his fault he flirts with anything that moves, its a serious condition! And Jack, I highly suggest you ought not take him up on any offers of the sort. Sometimes I swear he's worse than that friend of yours, John. Hey! Did I mention I met John? Yah! Funny story that one, caused quite a bit of trouble for the Galoritons, haha. But another time.
ReplyDeleteAnd would someone please put that shark in its cage already? Jeez.
Yes I know, wasn't planning on it, I was just wondering what the project was, I would NOT trust the master.
ReplyDeleteWow John really gets around...havn't seen that one in a while, don't say I mind. Oh and Sophie sorry again that I was a little late last night, I had a great time though! :)
Thank you, Jack, I had a wonderful time last night too! We should do it again sometime...say, Saturday at eight?
ReplyDeleteAnd Doctor, I did ask someone to help me bring the shark up to the lab. If *someone* would stop distracting everyone, they might have been able to help me! As it is, Jack helped me get the shark up to the lab yesterday (thank you, Jack!) Testing should begin shortly.
Yes, i'm sure Jack helped you get the "shark" up to the "lab" (if you know what I mean).
ReplyDeleteSigh... And Jack, you never answered my question. What happened to Alonzo?
ReplyDeleteMASTER mind your own business!
ReplyDeleteIt was no problem Sophie and yes I would love to do it again this saturday.
ReplyDeleteMaster that is just crude of you to even suggest that we would do that on the first date! like Sophie said mind your own business!
And Doctor, As far as I know Alonso is doing fine, I talk to him now and then but we arn't togethor. I have been spending the last decade or so searching for you....which once again could have been avoided if you didn't screen my calls! We still have to find you a way to make it up to me ;)
*facepalm* I'm sorry, okay! I was busy doing COMPLETELY NEVER BEFORE SEEN science on VENUS with a ginger and my husband. If someone had told me she'd be doing a study project on THIS planet, I might not have picked her up in the first place. God, have some adventure in you, Sophie.
ReplyDelete*Glare*
Grumpy today, are we?
ReplyDeleteTime lord PMS. Once every 30 years... Lasts about a year. GET THE CHOCOLATE RESERVES! (or did you eat them all, sophie?)
ReplyDeleteOh no. He's going to be like this for a whole year? Are you sure?
ReplyDelete(No I did not eat them all don't be ridiculous! I am NOT THAT FAT.)
yep.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure? humans have very poor eyesight.
JUST because the Doctor drew me in an unflattering dress does not mean I am fat! I will have you know that I weigh a healthy 125 lbs, thank you very much!
ReplyDeleteYes. In venus pounds.
ReplyDeleteMaster! stop insulting Sophie, just because you are enormously unatractive that even I!!! don't want to flirt with you, doesn't mean you have to take it out on her!
ReplyDeleteOh and I thought you would find it interesting to know that the Doctor has finally made up for the fact that he was avoiding me...;) take that how you will.
Don't be ridiculous, Master, I always to the conversion to earths gravity! Not that it's any of your business, on Venus I weigh approximately 113. And that's going down.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jack, you are such a gentleman! I had a wonderful time last night. :)
Also, from what Jack said, looks like you have some competition there, Master!
ReplyDeleteJACK. DOCTOR... JACK! here, hold this. -runs-
ReplyDeletehehe....
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