A week ago, I overheard my husband and Sophie mention a buffet, and upon further investigation, I discovered what they were hiding from me. The Master had apperantly cheated on me for my assistant. Is it because Im not ginger?! No one knows. They say it didn't happen, but as they are not willing to discuss it, I must assume the worst.
Obviously, Sophie is extremely promiscuous and needs to be handled with more care. As for the Master, my suppossedly faithful husband, I can't even speak to him at this time.
If they do not tell me the truth, I may be forced to leave them again. *sob*
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND SOPHIE!
Doctor, you need to stop avoiding me. Just because you cover your eyes when you pass me in the hallway doesn't mean I can't see you. I'm very sorry about what happened, but I just want to say that it was the Master who spiked EVERYTHING at his own bachelorette party with Time Lord Alchohol. You know perfectly well that this has a stronger effect on humans and it was one snog, it's not like anything actually happened. (Thank God!) I would never do anything like this on purpose, you know that. I am your best friend, but everyone has things they're embarrassed about. Even you.
ReplyDeleteAnd for goodness sake, you're calling ME promiscuous? Have you even read the Master's comments?
... *scuffsfeet*
ReplyDeleteWell, that does kind of make more sense.
Okay. Sorry, I just... when it comes to the Master... Nevermind. *grin*
Lets go kick some Axons. *LinksArmsAndSkippsIntoSunset*
I'm glad that you forgive me, you really had me worried for a while there! I knew you would understand once you knew the whole story.
ReplyDeleteI totally understand about you and the Master... Maybe you and he should have a Time-Lord-to-Time-Lord chat about your marriage.
Sometimes I think so too, but then he just... doesnt... um... I dont know the word.
ReplyDeleteNon-...speakable...to
I know it in Scponh, but not in English...
Ummmm Doctor are you drunk? Does the Master speak "Scponh" because maybe you wouldn't have to say it in English.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, the Master doesn't seem to be afraid of using extreme force...remember when he strapped you to a chair in Downing Street because you wouldn't tell him where the TARDIS was? (Yes, I heard about that...)
That wasnt the last time he strapped me to a chair either.... hehe...
ReplyDeleteAnyways! Yes, he does speak Scponh. But I'd probably talk to him in English, seeing as I think the last time he went to Scponhinjia was about... 700 years ago.
By the way, Have you seen the Master anywhere? I've looked about the TARDIS and he doesnt seem to be anywhere.
ReplyDeleteHUBBY! *snog* BTW, I regret nothing cause i wasn't married yet. (our wedding was so awesome, like one of those intercultural things where you combine tradtions so people are confused and eisier to kill) (i especially enjoyed the preiste of Cthulu)(not like that)
ReplyDeleteYes, your wedding was very lovely and romantic, but you should still have a talk.
ReplyDeleteYes, we'll "talk".
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