Saturday, September 10, 2011

Day 5

As you can see, today is Day 5 of Living with Anomalies of the Time Stream (LATS)
Today I was flipping through a cookbook trying to find a recipe for dinner when the Master popped up asking where I kept the explosives. When I told him we didn't have any, he demanded why not. I explained that most levels of explosives are illegal, or can only be purchased with a license. After a long and frustrating conversation, he discovered that I do, in fact, own a license for such explosives. He was very surprised, and after a moment or two of stunned silence he demanded I go out and acquire some. After another equally long and frustrating discussion, we reached the conclusion that I would buy one small explosive if he made dinner.
Suffice it to say, I came home to find that dinner was explosive.
The Master has officially been banned from the kitchen.

8 comments:

  1. It was traditional time lord cuisine.

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  2. Well, do try to blend in while you're here, OK?

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  3. Well, PRETEND to be a human. And BLEND IN.

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  4. if anyone finds out im a time lord i can kill them right?

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  5. NO. In that case, you are permitted to bring them home so the Doctor can wipe their memory.

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