Monday, September 26, 2011

The Missing Crewmembers

Just a quick note to update you all. You may have noticed that Jack and the Doctor have not been on the blog since we landed. The Doctor is extremely excited, having landed a job in a childrens toy shop, and is constantly bringing home broken toys to try and fix with his sonic screwdriver, which makes him far too busy to post on the internet.
Jack is still not permitted to leave the apartment building, but he has written to Torchwood One, explaining the necessary details and applying for a job. In the meantime, he has been very helpful around the house. He is currently in the kitchen starting on dinner and packing a lunch for the Doctor. (I swear, it's like living with a regular family! The Doctor and the Master are like small children--the former, a six-year-old ecstatic at his first day of school. The latter, a younger child, jealous that he is too young (or in this case, too dangerous) for school. I guess that makes Jack and me the parents?)
Oh, dear. The Master seems to have gotten the cat lodged in the ventilation shafts again. I think he's trying to convert her into one of his little minions. Luckily, Marie is too clever for that.

3 comments:

  1. FINALLY CAPSLOCK IS FIXED
    IT WAS HARD NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS MY TRUE VOLUME
    IT WAS HARD AND NOBODY UNDERSTOOD
    MARIE AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING
    SHE IS BRILLIANT
    I APPRECIATE HER WORK
    I AM TOO DANGEROUS FOR HUMANS YES THIS IS TRUE
    THEY ARE WEAK AND DISTURBINGLY SQUISHY AND SINGLE HEARTED

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  2. MASTER DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE COMPUTERS DO THAT?? IT MAKES EVERYONE THINK I AM YELLING AT THEM.
    I KNOW MARIE IS BRILLIANT, I GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HER MYSELF AS PART OF A LAB EXPERIMENT YEARS AGO. MAYBE SHE CAN TEACH YOU SOME PUNCTUATION? YOU SEEM TO BE LACKING IN THAT AREA.
    MASTER. IF YOU KEEP UP THESE THREATS, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WORK FROM HOME.

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  3. YOU SHOULD REALLY GET YOUR VOICE LOOKED AT
    THERE SEEMS TO BE A PROBLEM THERE
    YOU SOUND MORE LIKE A SCREECHING HARLOT

    THAN NORMAL

    ALSO PUNCTUATION IS NOT A THING TIME LORDS USE TRADITIONALLY

    CURIE AND I CAN WORK FROM HOME
    THIS IS GOOD
    CARRY ON WITH YOUR MISERABLE LIVES

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