Honeybunch of oats, stop licking the crystals. They can't be good for you. They were probaly formed by the silica-rich lava in this area, and you know what happens with you and silicates...
Pardon my untimely intrusion, but could you two sweethearts keep your PDA to a minimum? In case you've forgotten, this is a SERIOUS scientific expedition! Please remain professional!
Well, I've TRIED to get him to take me there, but he says last time he went there he picked up a certain professor by the name of Yana that he prefers not to talk about.
Guys, please, calm your fury. Now then. Sophie, I can kill things with my mind, I happen to know so. Observe. MMMMMM *Somewhere a Platypus dies* MMMMM There. Wait. OH NO! THE LAST PLATYPUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *tears*
Aw, Doctor, don't cry! I know Raxacoricofallapatorious has a platypus infestation about 70 years from now, and it's really frightening the Raxacoricofallapatorians. We could get some more platypuses from there?
Above are pictures of some natural crystals in Venus's caves.
Aww, so pretty. Could they maybe power a very little evil superweapon?
ReplyDeleteHoneybunch of oats, stop licking the crystals. They can't be good for you. They were probaly formed by the silica-rich lava in this area, and you know what happens with you and silicates...
ReplyDeletePardon my untimely intrusion, but could you two sweethearts keep your PDA to a minimum? In case you've forgotten, this is a SERIOUS scientific expedition! Please remain professional!
ReplyDeleteAww... Is the little assistant jealous? OF MY AMAZING SKIENCE KNOWLEDGE
ReplyDeleteNo. I happen to know that you haven't graduated ANY school of science. Therefore, all your "skientific" knowledge is merely by proxy via your husband.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet I managed to take over the world FOR A WHOLE YEAR... oh, sorry, you won't remember that. He had a different girl then. Don't you feel special?
ReplyDeleteAlso, my husband is VERY SMART. he can kill things with his brain.
ReplyDeleteYou happen to know he can't. Just because he thinks he can save the universe with a kettle and a piece of string, it doesn't mean he a genius.
ReplyDeleteand yet, he DID save the universe. Oh snap
ReplyDeleteI didn't say he couldn't save the universe, I just said it's not necessarily true that he ALWAYS can.
ReplyDeletecan you tell me excatly WHEN the universe was destroyed?
ReplyDeleteWell, I've TRIED to get him to take me there, but he says last time he went there he picked up a certain professor by the name of Yana that he prefers not to talk about.
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS OUR FIRST DATE. IF HE TOOK YOU THERE I WOULD KILL YOU SLOWLY. ASK JACK ABOUT MY METHODS.
ReplyDeleteWell, then, what happened to Martha, hm? I believe she still lives happily with her husband!
ReplyDeleteOh, she'll die eventually. everyone does.
ReplyDeleteYes. Even certain despicable Time Lords!
ReplyDeleteARE YOU THREATINING MY HUBBY
ReplyDeletedeeaaath....
No, stupid! YOU are the despicable one! And I happen to have insinuated, not actually threatened!
ReplyDeleteWhy would I be despicable?
ReplyDelete*facepalm*
ReplyDeleteSo, no, really? >:D
ReplyDeleteGuys, please, calm your fury. Now then. Sophie, I can kill things with my mind, I happen to know so. Observe. MMMMMM *Somewhere a Platypus dies* MMMMM There. Wait. OH NO! THE LAST PLATYPUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *tears*
ReplyDeleteYOU KILLED THE LAST PLATYPUS??? DOCTORRRR!!! I told you to stop doing that!!!
ReplyDeleteI have trained you well...
ReplyDelete*emoTARDIScornertears*
ReplyDelete*looks for Ginger* *no ginger* *hugs*
ReplyDeleteAw, Doctor, don't cry! I know Raxacoricofallapatorious has a platypus infestation about 70 years from now, and it's really frightening the Raxacoricofallapatorians. We could get some more platypuses from there?
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS A PRIVATE MOMENT!
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