Recently, as I was looking through the Tardis' log, I found these documentations of our lives before we had Sophie. So there you have it Sophie. I believe you once asked what we ever did without you, and here you have it. This was about all we did in the 5 months before we met you. Those were good times. Terribly dangerous, good times. Never played Candyland since.
But the funny thing is, we didn't record this. O-O
Master, I believe we have a stalker.
Wow. You played board games. So all the danger just came with me? ;) Kidding.
ReplyDelete(Doctor, you could have gotten out of that check if you moved one square to the right and towards yourself.)
Thats time lord Chess Sophie. Its much harder than it looks. And, well, when I married the Master, I thought maybe I'd try settling down. And such and such. But that didn't really work so well.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I think we had a stalker, what do you think?
Looks like it...but why would someone hack into the TARDIS log and put these where you might find them?
ReplyDeleteHow did you and the Master meet, anyway?
Long story. Makes more sense in gallifreyan. Also: AAGH STALKER WHO I HAVE NOT KILLED FOR INTRUDING ON MY HUBBIE"S PRIVACY. Torchwood?
ReplyDeleteNo way was it Torchwood!!!! I have been searching for the doctor for A LOOOONG TIME, if my team or I had taken this picture that would mean that I had found him.
ReplyDeleteWell, um, we met a long time ago, in school. Jeez. That was like, over 900 years ago. I can't really remember that much, except we were instafriends.
ReplyDeleteFRENEMIES! OUR SMOLDERING SEXUAL TENSION AND HIS TENDENCIES FOR GOOD GOT IN THE WAY!
ReplyDeletenono, we were onlt rivals after we got out of the academy, remember?
ReplyDeleteYou had the functional TARDIS, and I stole the crappy one.
The TARDIS isn't crappy. YOU refuse to fix the chameleon circuit. YOU leave the brakes on. Technically, it's your fault if the TARDIS isn't working.
ReplyDeleteAlso a question from the "documentation"...do Time Lords not have bellybuttons?
ReplyDeleteNO! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
ReplyDeleteTechnically, no... but we've developed a habit of regenerating with them, mostly mainly to fit in with humans.
ReplyDeleteYOU HAVE A BELLY BUTTON! HOW WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS!
ReplyDeleteMaster, learn how to use question marks.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A BELLYBUTTON!! And you two are married! HAHAHAAA...Sorry Master *ahem* this is serious.
ReplyDeleteQUESTION MARKS ARE FOR THE WEAK
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